tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62472042011-04-21T20:20:35.595-07:00This is a test of your Blog-Casting ServiceDoes it work?Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comBlogger171100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1162952945328989062006-11-07T18:19:00.000-08:002006-11-07T18:29:05.330-08:00I was chatting with my friend, and he asked me "What makes you you?". That is to say, what is the one biggest thing that makes you stand out from everyone else you know? Feel free to respond with your own answer to this question, I would be interested.My Original Answer: Ill go with my desire to find out new things, and to try new things, often in a very controlled scientific way. So, yes.. most Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1081563887213324952004-04-09T19:22:00.001-07:002004-04-09T19:28:37.340-07:00Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1081563785913056112004-04-09T19:22:00.000-07:002004-04-09T19:26:56.060-07:00"God does not exist if Big Bang cosmology, or some relevantly similar theory, is true. If this cosmology is true, our universe exists without cause and without explanation. There are numerous possible universes, and there is possibly no universe at all, and there is no reason why this one is actual rather than some other one or none at all. Now the theistically alleged human need for a reason forJoking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1080456051388376042004-03-27T22:40:00.000-08:002004-03-27T22:44:23.826-08:00Some fat people are fat because :
#1: They dont want to take the time to learn to eat healthily. They are lazy.
#2: They dont want to take the time to excercize enough. They are lazy.
But that isnt the case for most.
Others:
#3: Dont have enough time and or money to eat healthy single parents working three jobs dont have the time to learn to eat healthily. McDonalds is much cheaper then Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1079154084461893872004-03-12T20:58:00.000-08:002004-03-12T21:04:36.640-08:00Aliens... could be much much larger then anything then we have ever seen...
Dinosaurs are about as big as something will get on earth... because of our gravity.. but if a different planet has lower gravity a animal (alien) could possibly be much larger without crushing itself from its own weight.Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1075787484465122912004-02-02T21:25:00.000-08:002004-02-02T21:53:42.356-08:00"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
Stephen Roberts
I know alot of religious people. Quite a few of my friends are religious. What really amazes me about nearly all of them is how quickly they dismiss other religions. I had a world Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1075681479151699892004-02-01T16:20:00.000-08:002004-02-01T16:27:53.216-08:00"The contemplation of this world beckoned as a liberation (...)The road to this paradise was not as comfortable and alluring as the road to the religious paradise; but it has shown itself reliable, and I have never regretted having chosen it." - Albert Einstien
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1075613393955670992004-01-31T21:22:00.000-08:002004-02-01T15:46:53.716-08:00"I was just joking.":
"Comedy is a parody of life." - Me
Most jokes are just an exaggeration of the truth. So when people say "I was just joking" or "I didnt mean it" they usually did.
If you say a fat person is "the size of a whale" then say you were joking, and they shouldnt get upset, because obviously no human is the size of a full grown whale, should they agree with you? You were Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1075598813886197022004-01-31T17:20:00.000-08:002004-01-31T17:33:27.576-08:00Movie Idea #4:
This movie is a comedy about the president of the United States. The first 20 minutes or so of the movie establishes how the president became president. As you can imagine, a president is under alot of stress - constantly. About 20 minutes to 30 miutes into the movie, the president has a nervous break down. He develops schizophrenia, with a second (insane) personality Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1075598252209994832004-01-31T17:05:00.000-08:002004-01-31T17:19:47.543-08:00Movie Idea #3:
This post is really about three movie ideas that are really similar.
#1: A series of three movies, each telling a seperate story, related to the other two. Each would have different main characters, and would not even have to be in the same genre as the others.
#2: A movie that takes place at the same time and in the same place as some other famous movie, but doesnt Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1075592240255596172004-01-31T15:18:00.000-08:002004-01-31T15:39:35.216-08:00Movie Idea #2:
The plot for this movie doesnt matter at the moment. At first, the movie would be completely normal. But as you watched it, you would begin to notice odd things in the background. (I'll give examples below) By the end of the movie, you would be totally ignoring the plot, and focusing on the real plot: everything in the background - and by the end.. the foreground as well.
Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1075590953498203362004-01-31T15:15:00.000-08:002004-02-01T15:48:05.246-08:00Miracles:
If you ever have an arguement w/ religious people about religion, you know that many times they will bring up "miracles". They say that you can see miracles all around you. How can you explain all these miracles with God? Simple.
There are 6.4 billion people on this earth. We have the ability to spread information all the way around the world (25,000 miles) in half a second. Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1075589806345929592004-01-31T14:56:00.000-08:002004-01-31T17:30:36.890-08:00"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." - Voltaire
When people get sad/afraid/angry/depressed/stressed they turn to something to help them out. Maybe they call a friend, or take pills. Maybe they have a smoke or do drugs. Others will excersize when they get angry or sad etc. Still others will cuddle with a stuffed animal.
Why do some people cuddle with a couple of Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1074993892246386012004-01-24T17:23:00.000-08:002004-01-31T15:20:32.843-08:00Movie Idea #1:
I want to make a movie where possibly a huge war is happening. But the thing is, the movie has nothing to do with the war. In fact, the movie never directly states there is a war, and no one ever talks about it. I dont know what the plot of the movie would be, but throughout the whole movie, huge explosions happen, buildings collapse, and peaople every where run for their lives.
Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1072912023877754102003-12-31T14:54:00.000-08:002003-12-31T15:07:21.873-08:00#1: Once, I was sleeping in one of my classes, and the teacher asked me "do you know what we are trying to do right now?" And I said, "yeah, trying to stay awake!". She laughed at this and said "well at least your honest, maybe a little TOO honest though..." so I replied "well maybe your class is a little TOO boring..."
#2: Once my math teacher was showing us a problem on the board about a Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1072829555951319462003-12-30T15:45:00.000-08:002004-04-06T01:52:08.170-07:00I'm moderately anti-social. I dont really enjoy being around people. Its rather strange, because im not uncomfortable, and many times I'm the center of attention. Many people have told me I'm hilarious. I think it is because I do not relate with most people very well. I understand most people, and I can fit in whenever I want to. Its just that I have no wish to fit it. I have plenty of Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6247204.post-1072481161743353732003-12-26T15:14:00.000-08:002003-12-26T15:27:40.230-08:00Caring about what others think:
First of all, I think sometimes it is stupid to not care about what others think. For example, mainly if they have an effect on your life because of what they think. So, you should care what a judge thinks, or a cop, or a teacher/employer.
The way I have found to work:
I study my actions as thoroughly as possible, then make a decision about them. If I really Joking Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07643550256211466473noreply@blogger.com